My dear brother was terrified tonight, as I arrived with this blaring out of my car’s open windows to deliver a lovely parcel of the last photograph of him left in the house.
My dear brother, whose response to my easily attaining a far better education than him was to go behind my back to anyone who would listen and prepare his plan to tell the world that I was incapable of managing, even as he ignored all problems, failed to do anything properly, failed to help with any actual work and tried to steal from his own mother.
He did this by abducting her from her home, telling her that I did not want her any more, that she was a burden and that he would be splitting her money with his other sisters. He gained access to her bank accounts using a fast method he had learned as a bank manager in the dim and distant past, when they actually employed people with crap degrees on the grounds that they could play golf.
He used to say that we were a family of middle managers. This is before he learned that the more lying, conniving and pretending to be even stupider than he actually is he did, the more money people paid him for looking unthreatening in a suit.
He told everyone that he was my mother’s Power of Attorney as he did this. He was not, because he had been too incompetent even to wangle that properly. He tried to force her to sign it after he had tried to rob her and failed, and was prevented because the social work department also wanted to rob her and were trying to declare her incompetent. He then tried to devalue the property and the one next door by spreading rumours about its condition in an effort to rob his equally poisonous sisters. I presume his friend wanted to bulldoze it and he was offered yet another backhander.
I then replaced him with a so-called-professional Chartered Accountant, who failed to be particularly helpful and is now pretending to be ill rather than offer any help of any kind, even as I save him from having to execute the will or doing anything resembling actual work.
I have been surrounded by lazy, incompetent people with easy lives, who did not even bother to send flowers when my mother died, far less say thank you for the 24/7 care I provided whilst not following my own career. None of them have lifted a finger to help with any of the extensive work I have done on my father’s house, and they now think they will stand with their hands out after they smirked whilst my mother was killed by yet more incompetents in the NHS.
My brother apparently imagines that telling me that he ‘distanced himself’ from his own shitty behaviour is sufficient to restore his status, meaning that he will get his filthy stinking hands on my mother’s money. I have gently suggested that he avoid doing this, but he will probably ignore it. Instead my father’s hard work and my hard work preserving it is now to be wasted in court, since I would sooner see a lawyer get it. My life is wrecked anyway.
Naturally he is too stupid to realise that he has a lot more to lose than I do, so it will all be wasted.
This, he will find out tomorrow, when he attends my mother’s solicitor thinking that he will be welcomed like a god. He is an extremely stupid old man. What a shame my parents weren’t actually very good at it. What a shame my brother married a credit card whore. She isn’t even amusing or attractive, which is probably how he managed to turn out to be such a titanic useless, lazy old bore.