This week, we have a long term local government bullying issue to deal with. I will be doing the deed tomorrow.
Why me? Because it’s there.
In the meantime, select your preferred chat up line:
I did not look at your bottom yesterday.
Your nose is a bit wee
I am partial to a floral shirt
Insert faintly inappropriate yet jocular line here
I do not like your voice
Nothing that I can say is remotely appropriate at this time
I quite like the last one. I may not have to, actually, but it’s amusing to think I might whilst messing with a den of tired complacent bitches.
Stay young, stay fearless. Wear shades.