Channelling My Inner Grimes

This took a very long time and is my first ode to Grimes.

I am very fond of Grimes, as I have observed that she thoroughly enjoys being a chick.

Whilst I worked on it, I listened to hours and hours of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard slugging it out in court.

Having a number of Cluster Bs in my life over the years, I had previously identified Amber as disordered, so I was very interested in the dialogue.

Amber, in contrast to Grimes, does not enjoy being a chick.  She sees things very differently.  She based her argument on several unpleasant assumptions.

1. Men have power, and your role as a woman is to erode that power by any means possible.  Fertility is her chosen weapon, used against both Johnny and Elon Musk.  Thinking in this way is similar to the way women are viewed in Libya and many other Islamic countries.  The idea there is to get around your lack of power by seeing your unpleasant husband as little as possible whilst being under his protection in order to produce yet more tedious kids. Is the USA a third world country in terms of how women see themselves?

2. When women lash out, they are to be infantilised by these ‘powerful’ men.  Women by definition somehow cannot be violent or manipulative, therefore anything a woman does is justifiable simply on the grounds of gender. Men on the other hand have power, therefore all the responsibility.  They must be man enough to take the blame, even when women are entirely unreasonable.

3. All women think the same way she does. This is just not correct.

4.  As long as you don’t go for the money too obviously, nobody will call you out on your bullshit.

It is just as well for Johnny that her strategy seems to have been very poor and very rushed, otherwise he could have been in even more trouble.

Anyway, thankfully we have a huge resource to draw upon for future reference, and DV victims of both genders applaud Johnny for his sheer balls in calling her out in court.

For the record, should Grimes drop by, I think Elon was a bit of a twit.  He will not do better.

Anyway, the video below is some Grimes, and the above is the Fire Coat. No, you cannot afford it.


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