Wait a minute

The only person on this website more than me is you.

Have we basically moved in together via a website?

That’s not very helpful, is it?  Although I have to say there is less potential for argument if all I do is write and all you do is stare. You seem to be fond of staring.

What were you staring at anyway?  I wasn’t doing anything particularly thrilling.

I certainly didn’t deserve to lose my job and my month’s notice over it.

I’m afraid you are a bunch of wankers, and it’s not forgivable.

I didn’t make your lives shit, you did.

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