The only person on this website more than me is you.
Have we basically moved in together via a website?
That’s not very helpful, is it? Although I have to say there is less potential for argument if all I do is write and all you do is stare. You seem to be fond of staring.
What were you staring at anyway? I wasn’t doing anything particularly thrilling.
I certainly didn’t deserve to lose my job and my month’s notice over it.
I’m afraid you are a bunch of wankers, and it’s not forgivable.
I didn’t make your lives shit, you did.