Ahem thank you but can you…..?

Matt Hancock should not be out without a mask, because he is still infectious 8 days after testing negative for coronavirus if he ever actually had it.  It is possible that his test was faulty, or that you are all using the same faulty doctor as Prince Charles.

I realise the guidelines are confusing, but it is very clear that you are infectious before and after you experience the symptoms so Matt Hancock is putting people at risk right now, and so will you if you do the same thing.

Thank you for the directive to cover up the carers, social workers as well as the NHS.

Can you now direct business to provide masks goggles and gloves for cashiers and other supermarket workers along with appropriate breath and handwashing breaks so that they can function safely? Unlimited sanitizer would also be helpful

They have all been exposed so much now that it is probably shutting the door after the horse has bolted, but it would provide an example for the public to follow.  They are still not fully grasping this.

If we can persuade the public to cover up sufficiently you will be able to end lockdown a bit quicker rather than having to follow the example from India or the Phillipines.

So called scientific advisers still arguing over whether it is useful – ignore them – this is just egoism rather than information and the WHO do not look particularly good for this either.  In fact telling people not to wear a mask until they have it has caused much of this mess.

Please leave the totty alone for at least another eight days after you come out, preferably do the gentlemanly thing and put her somewhere safe for three months.  I know there is likely to be at least one other one somewhere, so as long as she isnt pregnant that might be a better idea.

I would suggest that you also wear a mask and gloves for the eight days after you ‘test negative’ to provide an example for the public. People should be masking up whether they think they have it or not.

I would suggest a very grave speech acknowledging that knowledge is developing, you are desirous of safety and limiting loss of life etc etc.  Make it a crowdpleaser and let’s get this back on course.

Consider which you prefer, Dominic or Patrick.  One of them is going to have to go.

Best of luck

Ina

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